第两百二十二章 天朝的文化入侵（四）

《唐伯虎点秋香》用了不到二十多天就全部搞定<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>因为唐伯虎是王九龄主演<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>王九龄后世无聊的时候就把周星驰的这几部电影翻出来看看<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>所以心中对每一个桥段都记得很清楚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>基本上大概模拟一边就差不多<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

本片展示了颠覆古典题材的超凡想像力<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>在这部影片中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>各种后现代手法层出不穷<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>无论是行为艺术绘画、现代打击乐表演、时装模特步态以及充满广告词汇的毒药介绍<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>再加上“面目全非脚”一类的搞笑创意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>原本斯斯文文的才子佳人戏被全面篡改<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>令人既兴奋又目瞪口呆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>如把长期以来人们心目中风流英俊、才华横溢的江南四大才子刻画成好色庸俗的市井之徒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>陈百祥扮演的祝枝山更是有喜欢“人妖”的嗜好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

不过在影片的开头货结尾<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>王九龄都不忘了加上字幕“本片纯属虚构<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>如有雷同纯属巧合”不过对于王九龄把江南四大才子弄成了好色无聊之徒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>很多人还是很不满的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>不过因为加了那几个字<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>效果还是很明显的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

影片主要突出唐伯虎和秋香的爱情故事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>所以其他的东西都要让路<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>当然主要是王九龄本来就是盗版别人的东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>自己又找不到更好的东西替代<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>因此也只能这样了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>王九龄觉得自己已经很不错了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>至少自己还是有很多想法的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>《亮剑》的故事情节可全部是真实的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>稍微艺术加工了一下<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>没有盗版后世的什么东东<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

《唐伯虎点秋香》里面笑料百出<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>第一个笑点以祝枝山身体作画“雄鹰展翅、气吞天下图”<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>有装作打格的**画面和与**相关的剧情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>虽然受到不少人的指责<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>当然更多的是让人捧腹大笑<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>很多人小的喘不过气来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487505.png)'></span>他们从来没见过那么好笑的事情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>尤其是用电影表现出来的东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>还好这些人不是后世百毒不侵的国人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

唐伯虎两母子唱“烧鸡翼”(红烧鸡翅)歌　<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>大家发现烧鸡翅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>还可以这么好玩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

“江南四大才子”与如花的桥上相遇<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>如花的装扮更是让人忍禁不禁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

华府外与人比赛身世之悲惨将一只蟑螂命名为“小强”<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

御医为唐伯虎把脉即兴创作血管声乐

夜探秋香

华安与对穿祥作对“文斗”

为了骗过华夫人即兴创作的快板

用卖广告形式介绍两者毒药“一日丧命散”与“含笑半步癫”

面目全非脚”和武林中失传已久的“还原靓靓拳”（还我漂漂拳）

“谢谢你<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>9527!”

……

这些直接让人笑爆了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>还有里面那句“所谓相逢何必曾相识<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>求求姐姐可怜可怜我吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487518.png)'></span>”成为那些泡妞跑了很久泡不到人的口头禅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>最后不耐烦<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>没办法了就喜欢说这一句<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>不过有的时候还真的有效<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>说了这句还真的泡到了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

而里面甩开江南四大淫侠去就秋香<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>被秋香当坏人打成了熊猫眼<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>一副搓样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>然后再那里念唐伯虎的《桃花庵歌》<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>还有唐伯虎与对穿肠文斗<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>引发了人们对国学的浓厚兴趣<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

因为那种事情实在太有意思了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>以前没什么人听的国语课<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>现在都挤满了人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>大家纷纷要学文言文<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>诗词歌赋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>女生觉得这样可以找到一位如意郎君<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>而男生则是为了看漂亮的女孩子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>或者来讨好他们<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

而新文化运动的提倡者们则发现来听他们课的学生越来越少了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>就算来听的也会问很多关于诗词歌赋、文言文的问题<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>这些人悲观的发现<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>王九龄只是用了一部电影就打败了他们<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>可怜十几年的努力似乎白费了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

在日本<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>《唐伯虎点秋香》这部反应才子佳人的影片羡煞了无数女孩子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627946/12786725/-1474704396221049282.png)'></span>日本女人的地位很低<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>总是要表现的逆来顺受<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>所以他们更加向往那种纯真的爱情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>而且男女双方都是平等的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>当然要想王九龄那样的高大帅气<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>有文采<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>王九龄在他们心中已经集合了人类的所有有点<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>是军人的时候<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>能征善战、无往不胜、所向披靡<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>作为行政官员<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>也是无所不能<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>王九龄会写诗、会写歌、会拍电影……总之是无所不能的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

田丹已经成为了所有女人嫉妒的对象<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>谁叫她一个人独自占有了王九龄呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487518.png)'></span>田丹心里冤枉的很<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>其实她自从找到赵情之后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>才发现了赵情和王九龄的事情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>早就想问了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>只是看王九龄每天那么累所以一直拖到现在都没有说罢了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

在东南亚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>西康产的影片在各地影院全部上映了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>华人的地位也有所提高<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>但是也更让人嫉妒<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>那些土著就是见不得别人比他好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>如果别人比他好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>他们会很不舒服<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>要是有当地的殖民当局支持他们迫害华人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>他们会很乐意成为殖民者的打手<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>走狗<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

而王九龄也在着手应对这些事情<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>让华人华侨将一部分财产移到给内<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>就是避免财产上的损失<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>不过很多人都将大部分资金存到了西康的银行<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>家里的小孩议会派一个两个来西康、交趾发展<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627951/12786725/7242857107022844427.png)'></span>只是留一个在身边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

在欧美国家<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>虽然很多人听不懂中国话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>只能看翻译版的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>也不是了解中国的幽默<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>不过里面的功夫引起了他们的注意<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>对于里面飞来飞去的人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>西方各界展开了讨论<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>很多科学家出来证明人类是不能脱离地球引力不借助任何工具在天上飞<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

而王九龄这个时候正在拍科幻片《变形金刚》<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>像功夫片完全不用担心被老外模仿<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>所以忘记了先拍《变形金刚》展现一下自己的实力<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

王九龄文化征服世界的计划已经实现了第一步<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>各方面都在稳步的前进当中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>现在西康接受三个月军事训练的预备役也有五十多万人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>加上军队<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>王九龄可以随时调集一百万以上的军队<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>只是飞机坦克王九龄觉得还是比较少<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>目前西康军只有1000架各式飞机<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>坦克只有800辆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>装甲车500辆<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>相对于这么多军队来说实在太少了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>而且这些都是轻型装甲<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>所以王九龄又不想生产的太多<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>不过其他的军阀要是要的话王九龄也会卖<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>这种东西也没说你好保密的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538500575.png)'></span>

------本月最后一天了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>三章连发<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>上架以来虽然成绩惨淡<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>不过还好比我预计的要好<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>我还担心订阅不会超过一百呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627941/12786725/-7884171090538487492.png)'></span>看着每天都有订阅<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>仲浦心里暖暖的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>至少还是有人在看我的书<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>话不多说<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627956/12786725/-182734250334773366.png)'></span>你们的的每一个点击、鲜花……订阅都是对仲浦莫大的支持<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627961/12786725/8532575453196096267.png)'></span>谢谢一直支持我的朋友<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627961/12786725/8532575453196096267.png)'></span>继续求票票<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627961/12786725/8532575453196096267.png)'></span>求鲜花<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349134627961/12786725/8532575453196096267.png)'></span>求收藏……