第一百七十三章 愤怒的小鬼子

《大独裁者》虽然没有指名道姓说是日本人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>但是所有的人都知道那就是指的日本人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>包括日本人自己<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

日本政府在国际上走到哪里都会被嘲笑<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>而且电影在海外发行之后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>连国外的日本人也被周围的人嘲笑<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>日本政府之前苦心经营的形象被彻底推翻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>日本人在在外国人眼里<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>就是矮矬子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>猪、变态的代名词<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>日本的政府再也坐不住了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

一方面派人向中国政府抗议<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>要求停止放映《大独裁者》<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>并收回在海外的影片<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>同时赔偿日本人的精神损失<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

不过他们的无理要求被国民政府拒绝了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>国民政府难的强硬一次<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>老蒋个人也觉得日本人简直是欺人太甚<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>电影又没有直接说那是日本<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>国旗也不是日本的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>慢说西康那边自己根本插不上话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>这王九龄一直一来还算比较乖<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>支持了那么多技术<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>要是自己这次站在日本人这一边<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>王九龄说不定真的要翻脸了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>淞沪抗战的事情人家一直耿耿于怀呢<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>

何况站在日本人这边挺多压制国内的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>国外的谁听啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>到时候估计又要被全国民众骂成汉奸了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>还要赔钱<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>百害无一益<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>这小鬼子还震荡老子还欺负是吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>要打就打<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>老蒋在哪里摔盘子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>掀桌子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

外交部的人得到老蒋的首肯<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>立即态度强硬起来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396533.png)'></span>大骂鬼子无耻<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>并声言要打就打<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>鬼子还是头一次见南京国民政府这么强硬<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>一时愣在那里<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>而中国外交部的人员已经甩门而出了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>说实话今天是他们最高兴的一天了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>外交人员要是天天对着帝国主义卑躬屈膝的太累了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>心力憔悴<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>

中国的反应让鬼子大为观火<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>一群鬼子在那里叫嚣着要出兵教训教训支那人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>但是很明显日本人还没有做好全面侵华的准备<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>再枉开战段也得不到什么好处<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>目前最要紧的就是改善日本人在国际上的形象<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

之前在亮剑里面的那个被王九龄打中卵蛋的海军中将事件<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>日本人一直采取不承认的态度<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>又或者保持沉默<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

不过现在为了证明王九龄的电影胡说八道<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>同时挽回日本人在国际上的形象<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎两位只好牺牲一下<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>出来证明他们都是正常的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>这是挽回日本颜面的第一步<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>当然日本人也想让世界各国见识一下大和男儿下面的雄风<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

这个馊主意已经不知道是谁说的了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>但是所有人一致同意这个做法<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>而盐泽幸一和野村吉三郎也很快被说服<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>他们也知道日本现在面临的困境<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>作为日本人维护国家的尊严、利益是必须的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>何况也不是让他们去死<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>只是把小小掏出来给那些记者看看而已<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>证明他们没有被打成性无能<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

两人被说服之后<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>日本驻上海领事发布记者招待会<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>证明盐泽幸一和野村吉三郎没有被打中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>更不是性无能<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>消息一出<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509150/12786725/5403418135088174938.png)'></span>各国记者云集上海<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>等着那天的到来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>这可是大新闻啊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>他们要看看日本人到底怎么证明<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>难道要脱裤子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>把小**露出来给大家看<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>不过应该是那样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>要不然怎么证明<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

中国方面原本很多记者是女的<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>纷纷赶往上海<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>但是仔细一想<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>日本人要证明鬼子的下面没有被打中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>肯定是要把裤子脱下来让人检查<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>一群女的又跑回去<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>让主编换男人去了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

而鬼子要证明王九龄没有打中海军军官的卵蛋一事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>在国际上<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>在中国早就吵的沸沸扬扬了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>大家全部在等着看好戏了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>而报纸的销量却是猛增<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>除了发布西康的重大消息<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>自从经济危机以来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>他们都没有这么好的销量<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

各国报纸大多数猜测<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>日本人要怎么证明<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>为了调动民众看报纸的积极性<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>报纸还搞了个有奖竞猜<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>猜中的人当中<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>到时候抽取三个人能够获得一大笔钱<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>消息一出立马有大批的人寄信件给报社<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>那家报纸的销量从此也扩大了好多倍<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

鬼子证明盐泽幸一和野村吉三郎没有被王九龄打中卵蛋变成性无能的这一天终于到了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>这天新闻发布会现场人山人海<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

所有人都等着看鬼子的笑话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>看看鬼子能玩出什么花样<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>要不是鬼子控制人数<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509155/12786725/-4325764435377472725.png)'></span>只允许一家报社两人进来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>恐怕全上海的人都会来看<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>不过尽管这样在日本领事馆外面还是围了上万中国人和外国人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

而进入日本领事馆的记者也有近两千人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

这时一个穿着西装的日本人走上台道：“各位<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>安静<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>安静<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>”等下面的人安静下来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>这名鬼子接着道：“诸位<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>首先要欢迎你们的到来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>本人是这次新闻发布会的主持人本间合作<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>众所周知<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>由于西康电影的不实宣传<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>给大日本帝国造成很大的困扰<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>之前他们的电影《亮剑》宣扬说我国海军将领被西康军<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>也就是上海事变的独立团团长打中了睾丸<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>造成不能人事<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>今天大日本帝国就要揭穿他们的阴谋<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>各位有请第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一中将阁下和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎中将阁下<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>”如何本间合作带头鼓起掌<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>周围的日本人跟跟着拼命的鼓掌<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>不过下面的记者只有稀稀拉拉的掌声<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>让日本人很是尴尬<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>记者们手里拿着照相机正在拍照<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>然后就是拿着本子正要记录东西<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>没空鼓掌<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>

本间合作只好尴尬的干咳了几下道：“各位这两位就是第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>大家可以验明正身<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>有什么疑问大家可以尽管提出来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396520.png)'></span>”

“下面的记者开始嚷嚷了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>别废话<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>开始证明他们没有被打中卵蛋吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>”这话说的比较粗鲁<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>一听就是仇视鬼子的中国人<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>其实他是西康报纸的记者<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>听到鬼子要自辩<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>西康方面派了两个最能言善辩的记者来<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>找机会好好羞辱一下鬼子<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>

本间合作只好尴尬说道：“既然大家没有问题<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>我们就开始吧<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692396538.png)'></span>”

然后第1遣外舰队司令盐泽幸一和第3舰队司令野村吉三郎就开始脱掉所有的衣服<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509160/12786725/6695388277233133450.png)'></span>赤身**的站在记者面前<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509165/12786725/-3036046089221004537.png)'></span>记者们原来就想到过是这个方法<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509165/12786725/-3036046089221004537.png)'></span>但是事情真的发生了<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509165/12786725/-3036046089221004537.png)'></span>还真的大吃一惊<span class='character' style='background-image:url(/img/1349133509145/12786725/-1006048558692410107.png)'></span>